Build a Make Shift Pipe

Tinfoil Pipe

Supplies

Tinfoil

A pen or anything similar in shape.

Directions

This one is probably my favorite, it's easy, works nice, and etc. All you do is rip off a piece of tinfoil about 12x12 inches. Fold it once in half and then another time (hamburger style) Now, put the tinfoil flat on a hard surface and put your pen about 3/4ths of the way on to it (You should have about 1/4 not covered by pen). Now roll it up like you would roll a sleeping bag so you have a tinfoil tube. Once this is done take out the pen and put it in the other side, slowly bend it to where you want. And you're done, you can squish the tinfoil until it has a draw to meet your satisfaction

Advantages: It holds your smokeables nicely and is easily disposed of

Disadvantages: Aluminum gives off toxic fumes when heated to red-hot, which can easily happen when using it as a bowl. It can be easily crushed, so don't smoke out of with your idiot friends.

Fruits are good for you.

Vegetable/Fruit Pipe

Supplies

A hard or semi-hard vegetable or fruit (ie: Apple, carrot, potato)

A knife or some other sharp object

Optional: Aluminum foil or the screen from a sink's faucet

Directions

This is a very easy alternative. Simply start with you vegetable of choice by attempting to orient it in a way that will be comfortable to hold against your mouth. Once you have found the optimal orientation create a mouth hole, a pen will often work to create this first hole. You will then need to carefully create a hole that will become your "bowl." This hole is much more important as it must line up with the mouth hole. After creating the second hole your new pipe is ready. If you have some type of screen you may want to insert it now.

Advantages: It holds your smokeables nicely and is easily disposed of and is biodegradable. If you are really hard up you may even want to eat it when finished. Also, apples, strawberries, cucumbers, celery, and many other choices will impart their own "flavor" to your smoke.

Disadvantages: Takes a little more practice to get right. It may rot before you are ready to give it up.