Get a Blow Job

In contrast to what you should do when giving a blowjob. This is article will be about how you act when receiving a blow job. An etiquette guide for men, what women would like to when they are sucking you off. You care about her right? Better yet, you want another, right?

This is intended for people who are getting blown by someone who knows what they are doing. A girl who can't give a good blowjob is just not worth sticking around with. figuratively and literally.

Depending on where you are getting a blowjob, car/bed/closet, your body positions may limit some of the actions listed below.

This article is mostly for the inexperienced. Don't sweat, it's why your here.

For all blowjobs:

You like to hear you women moan right? It's a turn on and a way of her telling you, you're doing it right. Same goes for her, If you want another one, you might want to make sure you let her know how she is doing. Tell her how good that feels when she goes all the way down and deep throats.

Give a sigh of relief in a positive manner as she finishes one motion and moves to the next, If she stops doing something you like, and then moves to something less stimulating being more quiet will give her hints.

Tell her how good it feels.

If she scrapes your penis with her teeth, tell her. "Watch your teeth babe" or "Careful" followed by a chuckle will suffice.

If she stops to lick you up and down for awhile and that is your nirvana, let her know. Saying "That feels so good" or "you're amazing" will keep her there, she is after all getting nothing out of just sucking your penis, other then your satisfaction.

Which leads to our next category Your women is pleasuring you, she wants you to enjoy it so she should be willing to listen to ways you would enjoy it more. If you want another blowjob or if you care about the girl and want her to enjoy it more, other then reaping in the fact that you are getting fellatio you might want to tease her and please her too.

You've got her head, both on you, and both on a high, thinking she is giving you a great blowjob. (Lets hope she is). What to do with her.

In a car

If you are in the drivers seat and she is in the passengers she should be bent over sucking you by now. Don't push her head down on your cock, unless this girl likes you too. It's unlikely that her mouth has handled anything the size and girth of your penis before, so don't face fuck her till she cry s. (Unless of course, you two are into that.

You can use your hands to cup her breasts. Run your hands up and down her back and shoulders. Her hair if long enough could drape over your penis, you might want to help her hold it back. if it's already.

If her hands are not near your balls and are just laying around you might want to take them into yours. You can guide her hands to places you want her to feel as well. Move her hands towards you ball sack and move them around. She should get the idea to play with them ;)

You can probably get her shirt off like this or turn her around and eat her out, returning the favor.

If you are driving, well there is not much you can do but enjoy. :-D

If you are in the passengers seat you have more options. you can have the same thing as you in the drivers seat, with more room. (There is no steering wheel in her heads way). You can also have her in front of you with your seat all the way reclined and moved back. Another option is again, with the seat fully recline and back, is to have her swing her legs over your head, in the 69 position. It is better that you are on the bottom for this particular situation, you don't want to have to arch your ass on the ceiling or just have limited mobility in a small car. You can always move to the backseat for more room.

If you are in the backseat you again have options. You can 69 anyway you'd like. You can also just sit and enjoy as she sits and sucks on you. With enough room to play, you should be fine.

On her knees

This is a very common position. It shows the Male in a superior status. Like this you are free to grope her breasts. You can caress her head without putting pressure on it to go farther on your penis. By caressing her face, ears, running your hand through her hair, you should be able to keep her happy. In this position you can face fuck her. Without her bobbing back and forth, you can grab her head and thrust yourself in and out of her mouth. Some women will object to this, start off easy.

On a bed

On a bed you can 69. You can have her on top, you can go on top, you can go side to side as well. If you are on top you can thrust you penis in and out of her mouth or just have it hang there and have her suck it like you were a dog. in this position she has easier access to the back and bottom of your balls, and your ass.

After Blowjob

Women vary greatly when it comes to giving blowjobs, spit or swallow. You may want to discuss this with your partner before hand. In any case it is polite to either give signs that you are about to come, moan/grunt/etc or say "I'm cumming", "I'm about to cum" whatever your style may be, If she wants you to pull out, you should. You can always ejaculate over her in different areas. This may also allow you to run the tip of your penis over her face or breasts afterwards. If she is going to swallow/spit Let her tongue works it;s magic and say how incredible she was and how great it felt; as another added touch, make sure you kiss her afterwards. Kissing her is letting her know that you don't think your own body is disgusting and that you don't think what she was doing/swallowing was disgusting or below you. This will ensure your penis another lick at a later date.