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[edit] The HairbearThe hairbear is a solitary creature who is a juggalo. he is addicted to many substances such as porn, oblivion, porn, calling people douchebags, batman and anything and everything you can think of excluding men and narcotics. It enjoys music and movies. [edit] AppearanceThe hairbear has a large bushel of hair on the top of its head and multitudes of hair everywhere else. Can usually be seen wearing glasses and pants. [edit] DietA favorite drink of the hairbear is the high octane human horsepower NOS. A favorite food is of course pie. A hairbear will eat about anything. [edit] Endangered Species ListA hairbear is not on the list, but is endangered. There is only one known to man. [edit] AssociatesA hairbear has been spotted associating with a Moose, an alleyB, a kane, an accident, jesus, mini-mega, the antichrist, a twever4fwever, multiple chads, a BJ, a barlow, a joebeam, a tigger, and the louie. [edit] HibernationThe hairbear hibernates in the summer instead of the fall and winter [edit] How to contactYou can contact a hairbear at www.myspace.com/alex_is_the_cooly-est cooly-est is a word trademarked by the hairbear. Email this article to a friend WannaWiki, all sister sites, employees and writers are not responsible for actions or the outcome of those actions taken based on information contained within each article. Responsbility
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