How To Take A Zorb

What It Is

Zorbing is a lifestyle and practice that comes from Mendocino, CA that has changed many lives. A zorb is, essentially a hit out of a bong (the bigger the bong, the better in zorb culture)that is a ratio of marijuana and tobacco smoked quickly and completely in just one hit causing an intense head rush or zorb effect

What You Need To "z"

In order to pull a zorb mission you need the following things -A bong, prefferably glass -Quality Marijuana -Tobacco, preferably American Spirit -Water for the bong -Someone to grab the bong (not needed for experienced zorbers) -Lighter

How To Zorb

In order to zorb, you must first be able to take a whole bowl in one rip. Zorbers use a variation of methods in packing the bowl to ensure maximum effect. The marijuana and the tobacco are generally chopped up in a shot glass with scissors, or ground with a grinder, but how a zorb is built decides its overall effect. Zorbs are usually packed fluffy, meaning the material is dropped into the bowl not packed in tightly.

Mixed This is when the marijuana and the tobacco are mixed all together and placed in the bowl, this method works well, but unless taken massively, will not get you zorbin as hard as other methods.
Layered This is when the materials are put in separately in layers like lasagna, this method works quite well, and many choose it as their method of choice.
Original This is the method where the marijuana is on bottom, and the tobacco is on top, this method is tried and true, and will usually give the effect that is desired.
Upside Down This method is the least used method, and doesn't quite work as good as the others (but in times of need, a zorb is a zorb and it doesn't matter.)

Best Tobacco

The best tobacco for zorbs is American Spirit tobacco. The red boxes and black boxes are the most potent, and will zorb you the hardest.

Hash and Zorbs

Hash and zorbs combine very nicely. The best way to do it is to powder the hash up and mix it in the bowl somewhere, but putting a little chunk on top will work too, sometimes even better because the hash will catch fire and ignite the bowl, eliminating the need for a lighter. Keif works very nice with zorbs too, both keif and hash can intensify the zorb effect.

Terms and Slang

Z:The term Z can either refer to a zorb, the tobacco, or a zorb mission
Pre-ZThis term can either refer to taking a shit before your zorb, or any zorb that doesn't get you zorbing
Zorbin When the effect of a zorb is at its maximum
Z Train or Plane This is where the zorbers hang out when they are zorbing, your either flyin high on the z plane, or rollin fast on the z train. Z Train comes from a song put out by rap movement Funk Shway called "Z train"