Pass a Drug Test

So, did your mom smell weed in your room? The cops getting on your case just because you like to get high? No problem, here's how to get an A+ on that drug test.

Methods and Tips:

1. what you need to do is to buy a bottle of Buzzkill (go on google) its around 15 bucks-ish and you have to order it, or drink lots and lots of water. so much its not even funny. then piss it all out.

2. If you have a lot of nacin, it can help flush out your system. Vitamin Water (check the label for how much it has in it) is an easy, inexpensive source. Be aware that you will need to drink ALOT (at least three bottles), so bring your wallet and stay near a bathroom. Try this at least 3 to 5 days prior to the test.

3. Drug use can be detected by testing hair folicles. Cops generally don't test hair, but if the drug use was tried to something that happened in the past (three weeks ago, you got high and smashed your car into a building and ran from the scene), they can take some to test it if they have a warrant. If this sounds like you and you don't mind being bald, I would sugest that you shave your head.

4. Before betting the bank on one of these methods that you've never tried, it might be a good idea to buy a drug test kit from CVS or Rite Aid and try it beforehand, so you know if it works or not.

--Queenhollae 20:02, 17 October 2008 (EDT)