Shave your Asshole

So you want to shave your ass? Does your taint need a trim? Good for you! it makes life better for everyone.

There are a lot of good reasons to do so. It will:

1. be less itchy after the first week or two
2. require less time/toilet paper to wipe
3. look better
4. sweat less (after a week or two)
5. (I presume) feel better with anal sex, analingus, and various other butthole pleasures

okay, lets get started

First you may want to read the general article on pubic shaving.

Start by taking a shower. Get your asshole good and clean but don't be too rough on it. Let the hot water soften it up and maybe use the massaging water function on it make sure everything is clean (stay on task, you're here to shave your ass.)

Lather the crack with shaving cream or gel. Take your left hand and pull your left cheek to the left (away from your body). Take a razor in the right hand and gently shave the left side of the crack vertically. Reverse.

The cheeks will get wicked razor burn if you shave em'.

For the taint, bend over and lift your sack (if applicable) out of the way. Shave slowly and gently.

Wash everything with cold water when you're done.

Remember:

• Use a 3 or more blade razor.
• A cartridge razor is recommended but a high quality disposable will do.
• When in doubt, go slow.
• Don't take too many passes.
• Aloe vera or hydrocortizone cream soothes all. r