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OK so today we're talking about blowjobs! yay! Or as I like to call it The Double Kangaroo Sloppy Pocky. Make sure you spread that term.
Start Off
Now to get started I feel it's important to know the likes and dislikes of your parter for this will factor into technique later as we go on. So something along the lines of "Honey, you know that thing you like, well I had a few questions for you about it.." If he grumbles or complains just let him know the reasons for asking and I guarantee he'll straighten right up and answer with a twinkle in his eye. ^_~ I realize that not everyone giving or receiving oral sex is in a relationship so I know that asking any questions might give you one of these O.o, so I will also go over just a basic technique so you're in and out of his car in no time. =D
Size
Now depending on the size of said penis there is a bit of stretching of the mouth involved. If you have a small mouth, as I am all too familiar with having one myself, as silly as it sounds some practicing is not a bad idea. Practice inserting anything that's phallic in shape in your mouth; Popsicles, bananas, sex toys, etc. will do nicely. It's like anything, practice makes perfect. The reason I say this is because as well as length, girth, size, and all the other fun different characteristics penises have there's also the factor or orgasm and how long said penis takes to reach orgasm. Basically you can be there for a while and jaws get sore. So doing 'exercises' will...
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